suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via lahvelyy)

Anonymous

Ummm excuse me, hi, first of all, you’re really pretty so how dare you. Second, I have a weird WOULD YOU RATHER you should answer! It’s Willy Wonka vs Harry Potter: Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry (like Violet) and be rolled away OR have your body inflated into a big huge balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge) Bonus points if you add a Violet/Aunt Marge GIF to your answer :)


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shitkebab:

Thank you but Id rather have danny phantoms ghost fist in my ass